New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...