Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...