Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
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Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Is he a good dentist?
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Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...