When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...