Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...