Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....