Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...