How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!