Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…