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Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
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Fun with telemarketers
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