Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...