New officer efficiency
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Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...