Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...