Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Visiting a rural farm
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Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Lollihops!
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Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...