Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
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Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
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A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
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Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
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