Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...