Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...