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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.