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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
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You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
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A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
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A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...