The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
File Your Nails
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Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
A lost frog!
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A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
How slime flies!
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