A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...