Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...