An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...