What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
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Ultra dumb
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Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
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Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
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Bring some more ammo
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
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