Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...