Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Marriage quotes 11
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Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...