King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...