The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...