Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...