AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...