First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...