George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
A tight travel budget
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Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.