He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...