football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...