Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...