Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...