Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...