A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...