Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...