Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...