Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...