Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...