Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...