A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...