Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...