Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.