Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...