Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...