The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...