The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.