The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...