The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...