Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...